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My boyfriend of 4 months just broke up with me. He had an amazing body, a huge dick, and was the most unselfish person in bed EVER. I now have a gorgeous fuckbuddy, with an average dick and I just want to fuck my ex. FMSL

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Feb 8, 2010 11:45 AM - Misc - by rawrapoptart

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I have girls tell me I'm hot all the time, I know I'm hung decently, but I don't know how to talk to girls unless I'm drunk. FMSL

#2352
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Feb 8, 2010 12:13 AM - Misc - by wherethehos

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The more we talk, the less sex we have. So, I keep alot from things from you... like how I cheated on you twice when we were together. And that I'm still in love with you. FMSL

#2351
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Feb 7, 2010 07:06 PM - Internet - by CHERRYGIRL

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When I recently ran into a hot ex, we hooked up but I turned down sex because I was falling in love with somebody else. Two days later I saw the somebody else and got rejected big time. Now it's been over three months since I've been laid. FMSL.

#2350
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Feb 7, 2010 06:33 PM - Home - by hbomb

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My girlfriends vagina smells like my balls after my sports class. FMSL

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Feb 7, 2010 04:36 PM - Home - by YouKnowWho

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My now ex is 21, im 18, we were together for 2years and never had sex cos he could never get hard, so the doctors gave him viagra. 6 months after getting viagra i was still a virgin, he said it was because he wanted to wait until we married, truth was he was using it all up fucking a 15yr old. FMSL

#2348
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Feb 7, 2010 01:32 PM - Misc - by must be a mug.

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Today I snuck into my bf's dorm, heard him walk into the shower and lie on his bed, naked. 10 mins later, the door opens and his roomate walks in naked, from the shower. Worst Part, He has a huge dick! My bf keeps asking if his roomate's bigger than him. I don't have the heart to tell him that it is.

#2347
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Feb 7, 2010 09:43 AM - School - by vivien

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my boyfriend is a pro athlete with a gorgeous body, huge cock, and unlimited stamina. too bad he's now signed to a team 1,000 miles away for the next 2 months, and only want to have phone sex after his games -- which end at 11 or 12, when I have to be up for work at 6am. FMSL.

#2346
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Feb 7, 2010 08:44 AM - Misc - by hockeywidow

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