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I'm watching soft-core porn from the 90s. On Hulu, on a Saturday night. FMSL

#2593
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Mar 7, 2010 03:07 AM - Internet - by hbomb

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I was just reading some things on this site when my dad was coming in. I wasn't masturbating or anything, but I didn't want him to see it, so I opened a new tab and clicked stumble just for something to come up. It was a picture of Morgan Freeman with a cat on his head. That was worse. FMSL

#2561
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Mar 3, 2010 06:52 PM - Internet - by badtiming

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My girlfriend lives 3000 miles away and I only see her like once a year. We use the webcam a lot and every time shes in the mood to get freaky either someone comes in the room or one of us has to leave. FMSL

#2511
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Feb 26, 2010 08:37 PM - Internet - by cockblocked

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I meet a bisexual girl on the internet. We hung out at a cafe, then went to her place and got into it. I licked her out, gave her like 5 orgasms in a row, she said I gave better head than the lesbians she's been with. We swapped positions so she could give me head. She told me my cock stunk. FMSL

#2466
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Feb 20, 2010 02:34 AM - Internet - by anonfourtytwo

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After finally breaking up with my abusive ex, I started getting really serious with my guy friend online. He's absolutely perfect, but he's 15 hours away. He drives me absolutely insane with dirty talk. It's been over a year now. Urrrgh. FMSL

#2388
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Feb 11, 2010 07:49 PM - Internet - by rausonid

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My sex life is so bad that i just read 10 pages of this website and it's a Saturday night in LA. FMSL

#2384
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Feb 11, 2010 02:00 AM - Internet - by non-existent sexlife

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I want a girlfriend so bad that with this post I'm actually asking if any girls in Vancouver want to go out on a date. FMSL

#2377
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Feb 10, 2010 01:46 PM - Internet - by Desperate

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The more we talk, the less sex we have. So, I keep alot from things from you... like how I cheated on you twice when we were together. And that I'm still in love with you. FMSL

#2351
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I agree, you are screwed (4) - You deserved that one (89)

Feb 7, 2010 07:06 PM - Internet - by CHERRYGIRL

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