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I told my boyfriend that I don't feel anything when he fingers me unless he touches a specific area. He's still ignoring my matter-of-fact advice, but I don't get off through vaginal intercourse alone. He just wiggles his fingers around for a minute and thinks it's done. FMSL

#519
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Oct 29, 2009 04:52 PM - Misc - by f2bh6

I have given my ex boyfriend about 5 blow jobs in a small span of time. However, my ex is gay. I like giving blow jobs, and he likes pretending I am a guy when I do it. FMSL

#2190
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Jan 25, 2010 08:35 PM - Home - by ohwell

My fuck buddy is very well equipped, he is has the biggest dick i've ever seen. The unfortunate part? He has NO idea how to use it. I can never get off and he is only concerned about getting himself off, he is the most selfish person in bed...ever. FMSL

#2313
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Feb 4, 2010 12:04 AM - Home - by *chickadee

For the past couple months this guy has been hitting me up because he wanted to "hook up." I kept telling him since he was younger then me he was a little boy but he wanted to prove me wrong. So I finally gave in. Not only is his penis small but he had to keep asking me, "Is it in." FMSL

#1251
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Nov 28, 2009 02:04 AM - Misc - by JAZZY916

After finally breaking up with my abusive ex, I started getting really serious with my guy friend online. He's absolutely perfect, but he's 15 hours away. He drives me absolutely insane with dirty talk. It's been over a year now. Urrrgh. FMSL

#2388
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Feb 11, 2010 07:49 PM - Internet - by rausonid

Today, I found out that my favorite pornstar got a haircut. It actually ruined my day. FMSL

#1501
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Dec 12, 2009 11:28 PM - Internet - by deltawhite

Today, I bought Plan B for the first time. Not because I had unprotected sex, but to make the cashier think someone would actually sleep with me. FMSL

#2544
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Mar 2, 2010 10:01 PM - Misc - by Anonymous

Yesterday my boyfriend came over for Christmas. He gave me my present, I gave him his, and while we were waiting for dinner to be finished we went upstairs and I let him eat me out. He was really into it, licking and sucking on my clit. When I was about to cum, my sister came in the room, looked at us and said "I guess you're full and don't want dinner huh?" FMSL

#1719
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Dec 26, 2009 06:50 AM - Home - by Nameless

Today my boyfriend told me he got off on wearing women's clothes so I dressed him up in mine, including a bra; the worse thing is that I thought he looked sexy as hell in a skirt. FMSL

#636
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Nov 8, 2009 02:49 PM - Misc - by TheFirstTimer

I'm dating a guy that only wants to have sex doggystyle. He says he can't stand it when people look at him during sex. FMSL

#263
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Oct 8, 2009 02:55 PM - Misc - by Anonymous

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