My boyfriend of 4 months just broke up with me. He had an amazing body, a huge dick, and was the most unselfish person in bed EVER. I now have a gorgeous fuckbuddy, with an average dick and I just want to fuck my ex. FMSL

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Can I call fake? Considering we JUST had a post similar to this, except that the fuck buddy was "The most selfish person in bed...ever." I understand all the variations, but it seems like someone pulled a story out of their ass composed of elements of other posts.

Doesn't matter if it's fake, still a boring story. She's getting laid by "a gorgeous fuckbuddy" and whining about it on a site dedicated to sexual FAILURES. So she wants to fuck her ex, big fucking deal, way to complain about a nice average dicked special friend.

I agree, Mr. Tits.

Ha.I wish this was fake, that would mean I was still with the ex. And the whole unselfish person in bed ever thing, I put because I read that other story. And it made me remember that my ex pretty much only cared about pleasing me. And I'm whining about the fuckbuddy because his dick is small and he cums really fast. It's not easy to go from mindblowing to mindnumbing.

Well, I was half-right. You did steal that from another story. If you have such a problem with the fuck buddy, here is an idea: Stop fucking him. I'd think nothing is better than awful, but maybe that's just me.

As much as you attempt to bury your failure of a story with complaints of sexual dissatisfaction, your post's concluding line makes it apparent that this is more of a whiny emotional problem about not being over your ex (whom you've probably idolicized anyway) than however much you want to humiliate your helping hand. Not just angry that you're a mewling, overly dramatic annoyance who just needs to move on like everybody else, but you didn't keep in mind the simple fuck buddy rule. It's not a gift, it's a mutual agreement. If you feel jipped, stop. Otherwise, don't adopt a tone of him as 'oh so lucky' to bang you. And please, call me Tits.

Okay Tits. You're kind of a bitch. But you're right, not over the ex. But I definitely did not idolicize him. This is an FMSL, at least in MY life, because the first guy I had sex with was horrible, and then I dated this guy and he was perfect at every single thing, on top of which he was hot. And the whole fuckbuddy thing is because the guy is really hot, but probably not gonna fuck him anymore. Nothing is better than awful.

I'm sorry, but the invitation to call me Tits was extended to Mr. Miklee after his humorous reference to me as "Mr. Tits" (Ha, see, like, "Mr." for a male but tits being so feminine? Get it? Ha? Like a girl calling her right boob "Ron" but actually funnier?). Now, I, in an effort to make up for my horrid internet crimes and mean spirited reactions, will attempt to help you. Lesson 1; When you post material (particularly embarrassing material full of soft areas subject to attack) to an online forum where anonymous dick heads with meaningless lives can take out their own frustrations by pointing out every little detail they despise about your story until they hit something true and hurtful, expect that little icons behind clever names will comment. Lesson 2; if an especially mean troll points out why your story has the annoying characteristics of a whiny dramatic person who is still fortunate enough to have "dated this guy and he was perfect at every single thing, on top of which he was hot", do not (DO NOT) add more personal detail like how much your first time person sucked blah blah blah blah. It's like throwing trolls small infants in hopes to stem them off. Cause it doesn't change anything.

Tehe. I thought it was a good nickname. It just seemed to fit. For the record, I agree with Tits. If you're too sensitive to handle someone absolutely tearing your story to shreds, do not post it. Or do not check up on the comments. It's your choice.

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