Today I snuck into my bf's dorm, heard him walk into the shower and lie on his bed, naked. 10 mins later, the door opens and his roomate walks in naked, from the shower. Worst Part, He has a huge dick! My bf keeps asking if his roomate's bigger than him. I don't have the heart to tell him that it is. FMSL

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I learned on the Discovery Channel that the bigger a guy is when he's flaccid (not erect), then the smaller he'll be when hard. Therefore, if the roommate was "hung" when you saw him, without an erection, then your boyfriend may still be bigger if you compared erections. So tell him, "No, sweetie, you're bigger!"

and even if he isn't LIE! just lie too him...it's a good kind of lie that wont hurt anyone and it will make him feel better

Why lie? Coddling women, you think a guy can't handle being told that there's a bigger dick out there? There's always a bigger dick. Tell him the truth and if I'm wrong and for some strange reason takes it really hard (ha), you're man's an emasculated bitch who's frustrations have been channeled into his penis size. In which case, he deserves the TERRIBLE pain of knowing that some man's symbol of virility stands taller. I bet he can point out at least a dozen girls with a larger cup size.

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